Supper with Lascelles

When you arrive back at Harewood House, you are ravenously hungry. Lascelles leads you to the dining room, and motions you to take a seat at a vast mahogany table with silverware glistening in the candlelight.

"Here is your menu, William. My servants have prepared various dishes for this occasion. I must confess that my servants' aptitude at cooking certain recipes is variable - however much they try, they still cannot cook chicken to my satisfaction. On the other hand, their beef is exemplary."